Shakespearean Wit Pillows

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Ham-Dram

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Hard to follow...'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"Play on."

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

'To woof or not to woof...'

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

Mulvaney's Soliloquy

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"To invest or not to invest. That is the question."

Ariel (Ireland) asking Prospero (Gladstone) for her freedom

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

Medieval Page Boy

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

Cash by any other name.

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'T.B. or not T.B.?'

Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.

"I'm so nervous – my cat is here to see the play."

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Actor looks at script called The Sandi Toksvig Story. He says: 'It's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play the Dane.'

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

Oberon and Titania as Abraham Lincoln and Miss Virginia