Shakespearean Wit Pillows

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Ham-Dram

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Hard to follow...'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

"Play on."

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

'To woof or not to woof...'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Mulvaney's Soliloquy

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

Ariel (Ireland) asking Prospero (Gladstone) for her freedom

"To invest or not to invest. That is the question."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Cash by any other name.

Medieval Page Boy

Untold Love Stories. The Invisible Man and Juliet. Wherefore art thou? Right here.

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'T.B. or not T.B.?'

Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.

"I'm so nervous – my cat is here to see the play."

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Actor looks at script called The Sandi Toksvig Story. He says: 'It's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play the Dane.'