Shakespearean Satire Enthusiast Gifts

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Hamlet'

reincarnated worm...

The height of fashion in 1796

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'One eye of newt or two?'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Horti-Culture

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'