Shadow Seer Gifts

"Like they say. . . the shadow knows!"

Easter Island legs

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Sunbathers.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Elusive Shadow.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

The Sun Bather

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I'll be right back."

Tree Shadows

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

A self-filling prophecy.