Shadow Seer Mugs

"Like they say. . . the shadow knows!"

Easter Island legs

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Sunbathers.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Elusive Shadow.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

The Sun Bather

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

Tree Shadows

"I'll be right back."

A self-filling prophecy.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'