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'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Elusive Shadow.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

Yale shadow

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

"It's a human hand!"

Man fights with his shadow.

Catching the Sun

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

Shadow boxing knockout.

Democratic Illusions

'Shadow boxing.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

'I wouldn't stand on it. It makes mum cry every time she does it.'

'It's thundering, dad. Can I get under the bed with you?'

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

The Shadow Fiddler

"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."

Man in restaurant puts in earplugs.

"Top clubs paid millions for players, we got George for a pint of bitter and two packets of pork scratchings!"

"I miss avoiding people."