Shadow Dodgers Gifts

"Shadow? Why would I be scared of my shadow? I thought it was the IRS."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Elusive Shadow.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

Yale shadow

"It's a human hand!"

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

Man fights with his shadow.

Catching the Sun

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

Shadow boxing knockout.

'Shadow boxing.'

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

Democratic Illusions

'I wouldn't stand on it. It makes mum cry every time she does it.'

'It's thundering, dad. Can I get under the bed with you?'

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

The Shadow Fiddler

"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."

"Top clubs paid millions for players, we got George for a pint of bitter and two packets of pork scratchings!"

Look! A bunny! Enough with the shadow puppets.

Man in restaurant puts in earplugs.

"I miss avoiding people."