Sunshine Dodger T-Shirts

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

Catching the Sun

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

You are my sunshine!

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

I miss recess!

Elusive Shadow.

Frosty, the Golden Years

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'I love us when we're tan.'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Global Warming

Musicians on a beach

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

Bon Voyage

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'Why not just buy a tube?'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'He's a survivor.'

Walking on Sunbeams

'Great! There's no rain forecast for today: It's safe to go out...'