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Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

(Camel paintings)

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Pina Coladas

Beach Barbecue

Iliadette.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Shake! Good Dog."

You are my sunshine!

Taking it easy

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Relaxing in the Sun

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathers.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Summertime

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'