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Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

Should have used a higher SPF...

Solar-Powered Catnap

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Which way to the tug convention, honey?"

Tanning causes cancer and wrinkles.

You're getting warmer.

'How could you kids be so irresponsible?! You bury your dad in the sand and then lose him, knowing full well that the car keys are in his pocket!'

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

The Sun: Loading 25%.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Skin cancer is not really my biggest concern.

'How do you think they put the health warning on it?'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

Zero Gravity Chairs.

Cactus in hot sun: 'I want to be a snowbird too!'

'The man who discovered summer.'

English man in Australia during christmas

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

"No it's not a lifestyle choice! Frankly, I'd rather laze in the sun than spend my life digging for grubs and earthworms..."

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Letching Lifeguard

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Better cover-up sweetie, you're starting to burn!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.