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Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

Solar-Powered Catnap

Should have used a higher SPF...

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Which way to the tug convention, honey?"

You're getting warmer.

Tanning causes cancer and wrinkles.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Skin cancer is not really my biggest concern.

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

The Sun: Loading 25%.

Letching Lifeguard

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"No it's not a lifestyle choice! Frankly, I'd rather laze in the sun than spend my life digging for grubs and earthworms..."

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

English man in Australia during christmas

Zero Gravity Chairs.

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

'Better cover-up sweetie, you're starting to burn!'

'The man who discovered summer.'

Cactus in hot sun: 'I want to be a snowbird too!'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'How do you think they put the health warning on it?'

"I hate the way I look in a bathing suit."

'What I miss most is running through the sprinkler.'

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.