Sewing Sensation Gifts

'Are you awake, dear?'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

I love embroidery

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Purple dress

Sew on a sequin!

Beyond Dante

Blog Breakdown

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A tailor measuring a large man

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Quilt fanatic

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Pollsters

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Harps and Embroidery.