Sewing Misadventures Gifts

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Purple dress

Beyond Dante

Blog Breakdown

Sew on a sequin!

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A tailor measuring a large man

Harps and Embroidery.

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Quilt fanatic

Pollsters

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."