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'Are you awake, dear?'

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Purple dress

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Blog Breakdown

Sew on a sequin!

Beyond Dante

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A tailor measuring a large man

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Quilt fanatic