Seven Seas Challenger Gifts

'Betcha can't name all Seven Seas!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'Confusionism'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

Capitalism

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Trickle down

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

Selling Justice

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

The Dealt Cards.

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

Wealth Inequality

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

A boy boasting of his strength

'The end is near.'

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

"Go to school, study hard, then in the real world we have to compete against artificial intelligence."

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"