Sermon Savior Gifts

'You're in luck. The dog ate my sermon.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

"A reading from the first letter of Paul to the Corinthians..."

'Gentlemen, it's time we tightened our belts.'

Avoiding eternal damnation since 1982

Retrospection.

First aid and sculpture

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"The long prayer peek."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Superhero Rescues Books.

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

Priest and mobile

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

"Done saving the world for today."

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

Bored-again Christians.

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

"Wait!"

"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."

He wasn't talking about baseball, Ernie ... He said "in the beginning", no "In the Big Inning".

Ocean Plastic