Sermon Savior Pillows

'You're in luck. The dog ate my sermon.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

Retrospection.

Avoiding eternal damnation since 1982

First aid and sculpture

"The long prayer peek."

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Superhero Rescues Books.

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Priest and mobile

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

"Done saving the world for today."

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

Bored-again Christians.

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

"Wait!"

"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."

Ocean Plastic