Serie A Supporter Gifts

Roberto Mancini

'My feet are killing me.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

World Cup Fever

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Pisa Hut.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

The game comes first...

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Football fans in corona times

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'