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'My feet are killing me.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Pisa Hut.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

The game comes first...

Referee cop.

Theater or football.

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

Football fans in corona times

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"I take it your team lost again!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

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