Sentiment Swinger Pillows

Mood Swings

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Lady of the bath...

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

"But I use all of them!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Where's my horse?'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

King Richard I

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf Hil Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

Cricket Lovers

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Psychotic mood swing.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

Bipolar Bear.