Stormy Swinger Pillows

'Lightning bolt.'

Golfing Bishop.

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The Amateur Golfer

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

A man plays golf by the sea

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Thought Cloud

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

The Hockey Puckey

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Bob's driving you crazy range.

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

Hockey Goal

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Sorry, not now, he's brainstorming.

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

Mood Swings

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

'Give a man a ball, and he golfs for a day, Teach a man to scoop a ball and he golfs for a lifetime,'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

'You made that divot deliberately.'

Kids - who'd have em?

Why didn't you ask me to join the management buy-out team?

'Any way I could play through?'

Have a swinging Christmas!

"Golf Myth #104 - Lucky Pants."

'Don't worry - I brought my long tees.'