Sentiment Statistician Pillows

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"That must be the artist over there."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Mushy Peas

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Satis Factory Tour

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

Julius and Isabella Dufferburger, statistically average family with their 2.5 children.

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

My statistics are not rubbish. Why are you always so mean?

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."