Sentimental Economist Pillows

'How much are you currently worth? Good question, let's see. You mean, aside from the sentimental value?'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Have I told you lately that I love you

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

The Decline of the Euro.

Storage Unit of Love

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

Corporations will have to earn this tax cut one dollar at a time!

'And do you agree to share any downturn in the stock market with equanimity?'

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

The New A*****e

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

'You'll be happy to know there's nothing wrong with you. That will be four thousand, three hundred and eighty two dollars.'

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

'So this is how they're recovering from insolvency?'