Sentiment Pillows

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

"You going to visit your mother on mother's day?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Have I told you lately that I love you

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"That must be the artist over there."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Mushy Peas

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Best Dad Ever

A Close Call

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Trickle down...

Mother's Day cards