Sentiment Pillows

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

"You going to visit your mother on mother's day?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Have I told you lately that I love you

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"That must be the artist over there."

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Mushy Peas

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

A Close Call

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

Best Dad Ever

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Trickle down...

Mother's Day cards

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'