Sentiment Analyst Gifts

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Have I told you lately that I love you

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"That must be the artist over there."

Mushy Peas

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"After a thousand years you may receive a questionnaire on the quality of my torture. So if for any reason you think you can't give me all tens, please let me know."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

'I'm not mad! I'm fuming!'

'Manic depression research centre.'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."