Sensory Awareness Advocate Gifts

Of Course My Mom Still Needs Glasses

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

Blind Cyclist

'Reinventing myself.'

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

One of the three blind mice

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

Opium Den 2019

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, we have a special project! With these chips and cheese, we're gonna make nachos!"

"This was supposed to be 'Gluten-Free Comedy Night.' Which means no wheat jokes."

"But do you feel invisible?"

'How about a big hand for my back up trio.'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

"No one is completely abominable."

Donny - A dog of the 80's.