Sensory Awareness Advocate Pillows

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

Sewer Rats

'Treat me easy this morning.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

'Reinventing myself.'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

Blind Cyclist

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

Opium Den 2019

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

One of the three blind mice

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, we have a special project! With these chips and cheese, we're gonna make nachos!"

"But do you feel invisible?"

"This was supposed to be 'Gluten-Free Comedy Night.' Which means no wheat jokes."

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'How about a big hand for my back up trio.'

"No one is completely abominable."

Donny - A dog of the 80's.

Woulda, shoulda, coulda.