Sense Advocate Pillows

'All my senses are very acute.'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Oligarchy

Politically Correct Snowperson

Soldier armed with a pen.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

All Natural Nothing

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Twitter censorship

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Joe Biden

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

Freedom Book.

Heart Disease Menu

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Domestic Pardners

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Autocensure

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Inclusive family code in Cuba