Seniors With A Spring In Their Step Gifts

Late Bloomers

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Facelift Book.

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

Bed and Breakfast

Pensioner's Romance

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."

'Oh crap, it's my mother.'

GPS for Baby Boomers.

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

"Awww! How long have you been married?"