Senior Texters Gifts

Joe couldn't shake off Ruby... his elderly stalker.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

Baby's first text.

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'They start texting so young these days,'

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

Wanna hang later? Yep. You meatheads are standing side-by-side texting! Why not just talk to each other?! Because: Your eyeballs are burned away from staring at your screens and you can't see actual reality!!!! I hear strange rhetorical noises. Put on your iPod LOUD and they'll go away.

Old People Whisperer

What we talk text...How it reads when we hit 'send' without reading it first...

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

Personal Air Bag.

"Block robocall number...text friend...block robocall number..."

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

I heard Sarah called you. Yeah. She's hot. Shh! Click. Click. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Hey! No texting in the car! It distracts the driver!

You only do text. I do text AND voicemail.

Phones PDA IM Text. Ernie's always been all thumbs --- He's a natural at text messaging!

"Stop randomly texting angry emojis, then put your phone down and your hands up."

The Island of People Who Never Get Back to You

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

"And after 'amen' - click send!"

'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'

"Working with older people is part of the job!"

Kaitlyn Buchanan becomes the world's fastest text messager by texting all seven volumes of Harry Potter in 57 minutes and 12 seconds.

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

Night School Enrolment