Senior Texters Gifts

Joe couldn't shake off Ruby... his elderly stalker.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

Baby's first text.

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

Old People Whisperer

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

Personal Air Bag.

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

The Island of People Who Never Get Back to You

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

"And after 'amen' - click send!"

"Working with older people is part of the job!"

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'

Night School Enrolment

'Your baby is a girl and holding a cell phone. Apparently, they're texting younger and younger these days.'