Senior Sensei Gifts

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Hi-yah!"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Not that slowly back...'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

'I won't have any drops today, nurse. It's raining so much...'

New Scoots for Old Coots!

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

'Let's face it, Old Simkins is well past his 'best before' date...'

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"What if global warming is real?"

golf

Rest Home

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

The law of the jungle

Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.

"Ten, night, eight, seven. . . ."

The Seam Reaper

"Actually, no, Sue—four is not a great age."

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'