Senior Rocker Pillows

'Park it over there and don't get jumpin' up on the stage - they've installed a stair lift for you - special like.'

"This next one's another oldie."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Italica

Old rocker.

Eric Clapton.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Listening to Coldplay.

Johnny Winter.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rock On

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Ozzy Osbourne

Rod Stewart

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Robert Johnson.

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Santa Metal Claus

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

'Death, where is thy Sting?'

The Life of a Sentient Rock

You have two rocks? --- The economy is growing!

Rock gods.