Senior Pranksters Gifts

"Aha Mr Bond. We meet again!"

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Tartar sauce.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Back to the Holidays

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Children in a Nursery.