Senior Navigator Gifts

Life After Lockdown for 'newly released' seniors...

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Touché"

Saved...life is good!

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Moustached gentleman

Titanic: How's my steering.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Pole Star

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.