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Toxic Relationship

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

Dolphin friendly tuna

TV jester.

Gym Dog

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Pea

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"They don't look like an endangered species."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"I love this time of year."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."