Senior Hoopster Gifts

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Senior PGA Moment.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Fish Training

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Nice custom job, Bill!

Gymnasts

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Me retire? Never!!!'

'Keep practicing, Johnson. You have to learn to jump through all of them at the same time.'

Sports for slipper wearers.

'I just love this new rule allowing you tie up obnoxious coaches.'

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

Lift chair fun!

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Devil Uses Halo for Hoop

'Why we ever took him to see those porpoises. . .'

6 Yard Dash with only three competitors.

"First one to eleven."