Man raised flag of drowning women.
Semaphore Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone fascinated by semaphore signaling? Our collection features clever and charming products that showcase their interest in this historic method of communication. Perfect for those who appreciate the art of signaling and the history behind it. Find a memorable present that resonates with their passion for semaphore flags and messages.
"Nation-building never works."
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire
Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'
"I think we'd make a good team!"
Lemniskate
'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'
"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."
Peace Locked in a Cage
"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"
Life and Death
The Idea of America.
Wordplay: Nonstarter.
"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"
'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'
"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."
"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."
'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'
"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."
Poetry repairman
Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!
New life (organ donation)
'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'
"Holy Mackerel!"
'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'
Irony: Then and Now
'So push has come to shove...'
'He did it for us.'
Sunset
"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"
'We complete each other...'
"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"
'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'
Playing With Peace
Semaphore Gifts Collection
Semaphore Mugs
Explore our collection of semaphore-themed mugs—witty, charming, and perfect for enthusiasts who love their signals with their morning coffee.
Semaphore Pillows
Discover semaphore-themed pillows—comfortable decor that highlights their passion for signaling and adds personality to any room.
Semaphore Prints
Browse our semaphore signal prints—beautiful and thought-provoking art pieces that celebrate the art of communication and history.
Semaphore T-Shirts
Check out our semaphore-inspired t-shirts—fun, clever, and designed for those who appreciate communication signals in style.