Self-taught Learners Pillows

"I've been teaching myself to juggle clocks...!"

Computer Room.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'School of hard knocks.'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"You're never too old to learn..."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

Big Man Off Campus

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

We're too late - He's already watching Youtube potty training tutorials.

"I'm sorry. Now that everyone's home reading, watching movies, educating themselves, and reflecting on the meaning of life, there's just no money for the arts."

'Actually this is a very experimental college. We have no curriculum and no classes. How it works, essentially, is if you want to learn something, you go someplace and you learn it.'

'And I see you have a degree from the University of Wikipedia...'

Montessori School vs. Machiavelli School