Self-directed Learner Pillows

Montessori School vs. Machiavelli School

Computer Room.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

Modern Studying

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Big Man Off Campus

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"