Self-starter Enthusiast Pillows

"I got this job because I work well without supervision."

"Young Frankenstein"

Self help acupuncture

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

What else is there to wish for?

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Do it yourself books.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'