Self-starter Pillows

'It's one of the advantages of having your own business.'

"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

'It's better to work for yourself in Hell than to work for someone else in Heaven.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Home Business - Business Cards.

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

False starts.

'Please do not ask for change.'

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'We won't need you. I brought my own.'

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

Martin Luther was a pioneer of self-publishing.

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

"You've given me a lot to think about the next time my phone isn't working."

"Or you could see it as the first step in an environmentally friendly, sustainable and affordable self-build project!"

Do It Yourself Couch Potato

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I decided to self-publish."

"You should be ashamed of yourself. Growing your own instead of supporting your local, massive, out-of-town hypermarket."

Peers and the Nobility - Parties

'I fired them all. 2,437 of them. I'll go it alone.'

"I've closed the fennerman deal, Ellen. Have some people toot my horn."

Future Site of the Procrastination Help Centre - Opening Fall of 1996

"Daddy's way of helping you with your homework is not to help you."