Self-development Enthusiast Pillows

Feed me

Others will fight for you

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Surfing the daily stress

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

What else is there to wish for?

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

Mr Metrosexual.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Loofah Lady

Self Help / Elf Help.

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"