Self-reflective Sippers Gifts

Chateau Solitude

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"The 'Ex' huh?"

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

"You're so vein."

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Beethoven's 10th

'I'm middle aged.' 'You'll grow out of it!'

'What did we do before green tea?'

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

'Thinker's drinker.'

Book Prediction Club

"Is the vodka fresh?"

'I think it's always looked like that.'

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

First There Were Only Two. Then There Was a Third. Trouble Began.

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

'Instead of passing the fat tax on soda, the government requires that people do 10 chin-ups before the cooler will open.'

Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.

"Tell me about my parents."

Temperance Society: Cheese & Wine Evening 7:00 til 7:15.