Simple Sippers Gifts

'Could I just get a large coffee without the 'coffee experience'?'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

A very fine vintage

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Can I get you another coffee?

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

New for Fall

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

Where hard cider comes from.

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

"Is the vodka fresh?"

I think you may have overdone the pumpkin spice thing this fall.