Self-publishing Adventurers Pillows

'I self-published a book on how to be successful. It forced me into bankruptcy.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Bring out yer books!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"I'm after the history section."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Pea green

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

Universe of reading

Face Painting.

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Shelf on an elf

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"

Book Shop: DYI section

"Great, but where are all the books?"

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Back to School

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

Rapid reading center.

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."