'I self-published a book on how to be successful. It forced me into bankruptcy.'
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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'
'Bring out yer books!'
A crab with a utility knife claw
Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.
"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."
"I'm after the history section."
I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.
'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'
'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'
"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"
The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.
Pea green
Universe of reading
"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."
Face Painting.
'There's more to me than my books, you know.'
'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'
'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'
"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"
Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat
Shelf on an elf
"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"
Book Shop: DYI section
Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!
"Great, but where are all the books?"
'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'
Back to School
'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'
Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!
"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"
"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."
Rapid reading center.
"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."
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