Self-publishing Adventurer Pillows

Book Shop: DYI section

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Bring out yer books!'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

A crab with a utility knife claw

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"I'm after the history section."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Pea green

Universe of reading

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

Face Painting.

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Stonehenge Books

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

Theory of Gravity

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

"Great, but where are all the books?"

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

Back to School

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Book Shop

A woman reads a romance novel.

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"