Self-published Book Gifts

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Meet the author"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

First Novels.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Isabel Allende

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Sumo Love.

Publisher to writer: 'It was a great read, except I collided with run-on sentences, tripped over broken English and got knocked about by a dangling participle.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Book publishing.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

Finance Sector: Art of Rain Making.

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."