Man on Desert Island reads about himself.
Self-published Author Admirer Gifts
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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."
Eurydice is bitten by a snake
Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.
Kultural K9's.
Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold
It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.
"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."
Editor.
'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'
The Sculptor
Thomas Keneally
"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"
"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."
'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'
"We need a better distribution system."
Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.
My other novel's a booker winner
Publisher: 'Do we need more books?'
Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.
'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'
'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'
"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."
"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."
'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'
'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'
Forrest Gander
"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."
Book Shop: DYI section
Hudibras - 9 - The committee.
"Legal is concerned you made up your 'True Life' adventures."
La Boheme - the bohemians
This survey will only take five minutes and will help me improve future floods.
JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.
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