Self-published Book Prints

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

Isabel Allende

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'The Lemming Book Store'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Sumo Love.

Publisher to writer: 'It was a great read, except I collided with run-on sentences, tripped over broken English and got knocked about by a dangling participle.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Book publishing.

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Mary Trump

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Finance Sector: Art of Rain Making.

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"We liked your use of punctuation, capitalization, underlines, parentheses, and italics. After that, we had reservations."

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."