Self-pity Performer Gifts

Searching for a witty gift for the self-pity performer? Delight them with humorous and thoughtful products that embrace their flair for the dramatic. Perfect for those who love to turn life's little mishaps into a showcase of their expressive personality. Whether it's for a birthday, a laugh, or just because, these items are sure to get a smile and maybe even a playful eye-roll.

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'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.' mockup

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

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'Do you do self-deprecating humour?' mockup

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

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'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.' mockup

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

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Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less mockup

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

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Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't! mockup

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

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"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?" mockup

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

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'My arms are getting shorter.'

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"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache." mockup

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

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"He's brilliant, exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"He's brilliant, exactly like me, and a lower paid version." mockup

"He's brilliant, exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

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"I'm having a bad forehead day."

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"I know I'm getting old when one big fart throws my back out."

"I know I'm getting old when one big fart throws my back out." mockup

"I know I'm getting old when one big fart throws my back out."

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'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.' mockup

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

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"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat." mockup

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

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Bad Scalp Day

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"Last year I didn't meet any of my work goals, so this year my goal is to fail at everything"

"Last year I didn't meet any of my work goals, so this year my goal is to fail at everything" mockup

"Last year I didn't meet any of my work goals, so this year my goal is to fail at everything"

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"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off." mockup

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you - does this suit make me look fat?"

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you - does this suit make me look fat?" mockup

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you - does this suit make me look fat?"

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"My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis."

"My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis." mockup

"My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis."

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"Whenever I try telling a joke...everyone laughs at me."

"Whenever I try telling a joke...everyone laughs at me." mockup

"Whenever I try telling a joke...everyone laughs at me."

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'I've not had enough sex in my life - and I can't do poetry for toffee. . .gosh, could I murder a coffee.'

'I've not had enough sex in my life - and I can't do poetry for toffee. . .gosh, could I murder a coffee.' mockup

'I've not had enough sex in my life - and I can't do poetry for toffee. . .gosh, could I murder a coffee.'

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"I'm sorry, but we can't be responsible for which way the arrow points."

"I'm sorry, but we can't be responsible for which way the arrow points." mockup

"I'm sorry, but we can't be responsible for which way the arrow points."

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"Society is so PC these days - I can't even poke fun at myself without offending someone."

"Society is so PC these days - I can't even poke fun at myself without offending someone." mockup

"Society is so PC these days - I can't even poke fun at myself without offending someone."

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Photographer

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'Loser on Board'

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Books called: "Will Never Be Finished", "Ain't Gonna Happen", "Nope" etc.

Books called: "Will Never Be Finished", "Ain't Gonna Happen", "Nope" etc. mockup

Books called: "Will Never Be Finished", "Ain't Gonna Happen", "Nope" etc.

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'I claim this mountain in the name of all underachievers everywhere!'

'I claim this mountain in the name of all underachievers everywhere!' mockup

'I claim this mountain in the name of all underachievers everywhere!'

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'Felton,has it occured to you that you may have taken a talent for self-effacement a bit too far?'

'Felton,has it occured to you that you may have taken a talent for self-effacement a bit too far?' mockup

'Felton,has it occured to you that you may have taken a talent for self-effacement a bit too far?'

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"It's very me, but I hate myself." mockup

"It's very me, but I hate myself."

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'Why do they always pick on me...?' mockup

'Why do they always pick on me...?'

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"If you weren't a donut you could be a model."

"If you weren't a donut you could be a model." mockup

"If you weren't a donut you could be a model."

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Self-pity Performer Gifts Collection

Self-pity Performer Mugs

Explore our range of mugs perfect for the self-pity performer—distinctive, funny, and crafted to make their daily coffee break a little more entertaining.

Self-pity Performer Pillows

Decorate their space with pillows featuring witty slogans perfect for the self-pity performer. A cozy way to add humor and personality to any room.

Self-pity Performer Prints

Discover prints that celebrate the self-pity performer’s flair for the dramatic. Ideal for decorating their favorite space with humor and style.

Self-pity Performer T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that let the self-pity performer showcase their dramatic personality in a fun, stylish way. Browse our collection for a gift that’s both bold and playful.