Self-improvement Buff Pillows

"Based on your resume you're not really qualified for the job...but there's just something about you I like!"

'Ralph is learning to laugh at himself.'

This New Year, Emmet Lunday resolves to really change."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'I bet I can extinguish my ego before you extinguish YOUR ego!'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"These 'failures' are actually key steps on our path to success."

Psychiatrist. She said she could help get me in touch with reality or boost my self-esteem but not both.

Distinguished Amateurs - The Baritone

Yea! Like this is going to have any impact!

'Are you wearing a wig?'

"You've gotta stop letting people walk all over you!"

Brain Charger

"Nobody believes in me."

Where your mind & battle are los

They hated me.

Butterfly Woman

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Self help acupuncture

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."