Self-help Book Hoarder Pillows

'I'm going to use some popular self-help books in your treatment -- I call it 'Shlock Therapy.''

'That's our mission statement.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Chicken soup for the sole.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'You must heal yourself.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

Small child checks out a book.

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

Pastoring for Dummies

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

Young Geeks.

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

The Catkins Diet

The Power of Positive Stinking

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

(Preschool for Dummies)

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's